MCA 2010

Tired of all this new technology? Having trouble upgrading your confusing digital hardware? Or just don't have time to read the bloody manual!

Sick of parking your car at the local massage parlour only to return and have it not waiting for you?...

Introducing the all new *Meluxine Car Alarm 2010

Its sporty, compact and compatible with most models... (cept' the really up themselves ones... But no one likes them anyway) Available in a sporty new colour (white)

Modifications include Rubber outer-shell, Spiked interface protector and has been modified by some to work well as a basic exposed shell.

Because of its size it fits neatly under the bonnet and is virtually undetectable.





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PRODUCT RECALL

It seems the MCA 2010 has been released prematurely and the manufacturers are implementing a full product recall after several incidences where the MCA 2010 malfunctioned and erupted from the engine bay screaming "Touch the car you slimy arsed pile of rat vomit and I will eat you, your sister, your parole officer, your mother and your fuckin' first born!"

While an effective theft deterrent the unit also has been known to cause minor damage to the host vehicle in some rare cases.

Please return the unit as soon as you can (still drive the vehicle)